1. “You inspired a very interesting dream last night.”

2. “I just had a fun idea for what we can do later tonight.”

3. “I noticed that one of my pillows still smelled like you today. You have no idea how crazy that drives me.”

4. “I’m totally craving some time with you right now.”

5. “Do you want to go to dinner tonight? Or do you think we could have more fun if we stayed in?”

6. “I wore a surprise for you to work today.”

7. “Work is stressful today. Can we blow off some steam tonight?”

8. “I want to start the night by kissing you, but I won’t tell you how I want it to end.”

9. “Don’t worry about wearing a nice outfit tonight. You won’t need it.”

10. “I had the best dream about you last night.”

11. “I’m so excited for you to sleep over tonight.”

12. “All I want you to do tonight is lie back and relax, I’ve got some stuff planned.”

13. “You make it impossible for me to focus on work.”

14. “Just thinking about you makes my whole body feel good.”

15. “Guess what I’ve been daydreaming about all day?”

16. “What are you doing to me?”

17. “I miss the way your arms feel when they’re around me.”

18. “Hope you’re well-rested for hanging out tonight.”

19. “Do you think my boobs are too big to not wear a bra?”

20. “Just hearing you say my name does crazy things to me.”

21. “All I’ve thought about all day is your mouth.”

22. “Just so you know, I’m usually much better behaved.”

23. “Have I ever told you about this weird fantasy I have?”

24. “Come home so I can show you what I just read in Cosmo.”

25. “I want to show you how much I love you.”

26. “I bought something fun for us. You’ll see.”

27. “I just realized the panties I wore today are see through. I know you won’t let them go to waste.”

28. “I love it when my roommate’s gone because I never have to wear clothes.”

29. “What should I wear when I come over tonight?”

30. “I love the way you kiss me goodbye… but it always makes me crave more.”

1. I want to suck your cock until I make you cum all over my chest.

2. I want you to slap my ass and pull my hair while giving it to me Doggy style.

3. I want to watch you lather your cock with lube and then shove it into my ass.

4. I want you to suck on my tits and run your tongue across my rock hard nipples while I ride you.

5. I want you to lick my pussy while your dick is halfway down my throat.

6. I want to get on my knees and rub your cock in between my tits before taking you into my mouth.

7. I want you to bend me over the bathroom sink and fuck me in front of the mirror.

8. I want to feel your lips pressed up against my neck while your fingers press into my pussy.

9. I want you to rip my underwear off with your teeth.

10. I want to go down on you in the shower, so you can watch the water trailing over my wet tits.

11. I want you to pin my arms over my head while you thrust, so you have total and complete control of my body.

12. I want to leave scratch marks down your back and hickeys on your thighs.

13. I want you to blindfold me and stick a ball gag in my mouth.

14. I want you to use one hand to play with my nipples and the other to play with my ass.

15. I want my lips to taste like your cum.

16. I want you to come over, so you can watch me with my vibrator and hear my scream out your name as I cum.

17. I want you to fuck me in my new crotchless panties.

18. I want to feel your breath tickle my ear and your hand squeeze my ass.

19. I want to shove you onto the bed, crawl in between your legs, and suck your cock until I feel your cum cover my tongue.

20. I want to take you on a midnight drive and then fuck you senseless on the hood of the car.

21. I want to handcuff you to my bed and then ride you reverse cowgirl, so you can look, but can’t touch.

22. I want you to suck on an ice cube and run your cold tongue across my clit until I cum.

23. I want you to fuck me on the kitchen counter as you lick whipped cream off of my tits.

24. I want to watch your hot body hover over me as you thrust with your thick cock.

25. I want you to tie my wrists behind my back and fuck me Doggy style in front of a video camera.

26. I want to feel your cock twitch as I rub it through your jeans and then I want to feel it harden as I straddle you and grind.

27. I want to suck you off in a bathroom stall, so strangers can hear how loudly I can make you cum.

28. I want you to grab onto my hips while I bounce up and down on top of you.

29. I want you to fuck me in every position you can think of.

30. I want you to run your hands over my pussy, so you can feel how wet I am. 

Dear Daddy Issues,
I just started dating someone. It’s super exciting and I really like him! The thing is, he recently started sexting me and I’m feeling the pressure to reciprocate but I don’t know what to say. I suck at this! Can you please help me out?? I’m afraid he’s going to think I’m boring if I don’t start sexting him back asap.

Dear Sugar Tits:

Sexting is definitely a skill that I do not possess. It amazes me that people can even do it with a straight face. I usually just focus on eating some mac and cheese and hand my phone to a bestie who sexts on my behalf since my idea of sexting is complaining about my period.

Still, I want to help you out. After much research on this subject (mostly through drunk texting boys), I’ve come up with 25 sexy one-liners that will guarantee you’re all he can think about. Send a few of these gems his way, and you’ll never be able to enter a church again because you’ll feel so fucking dirty. (You’re welcome)

1. I already miss choking on your massive cock.

2. I want you cumming on my tits right this second.

3. My fingers are so wet from playing with myself.

4. No one fucks me like you do.

5. I want you inside me so bad right now.

6. I’m naked in bed waiting for you. Cum over.

7. Lets go buy some new toys today and experiment.

8. This smoothie’s good but your cum is better.

9. I’m so wet just thinking about your hard cock.

10. I could sext you but I’d rather show you what I want to do to you.

11. Your dick is literally perfect.

12. You’ve turned me into such a dirty little whore.

13. I can’t stop thinking about you. Your cock drives me wild.

14. Your balls, my tongue, my place. Now.

15. Next time, tease me with the tip before you plunge it inside.

16. My mouth just asked if it can suck on your cock.

17. Have you ever had a wet dream about me? Be honest…I had one about you this morning.

18. My nipples are hard cuz I’m thinking about you.

19. I love making you cum.

20. I could never get tired of fucking you.

21. You’re the only guy who could make me cum that fast.

22. I can feel my pussy getting wetter as I type.

23. Don’t make me masturbate alone. Cum over and watch me.

24. I get so horny thinking of you choking me with your strong big arms while you’re inside of me.

25. I can’t stop thinking about how sexy you were the other night. When can I make you orgasm again?

After writing these sexts, I feel like I need to take a cold shower and wash my mouth out with soup, but I do hope they help! May the cock be with you, sugar tits!

This story originally appeared on DaddyIssuesLA.

1. My pussy is off limits tonight. But you’re free to do whatever you want with my ass.

2. I’m imagining you naked. Tied to my bed. With scratch marks down your chest and cum squirting onto my chest.

3. I just masturbated to the thought of you, and you have no idea how hard I just came.

4. I bought a shit ton of sex toys and I want to test them all out tonight.

5. I’m bringing over my video camera, so you’ll have footage of me sucking the cum out of you.

6. I hope you’re horny. Because I don’t have the patience for foreplay tonight.

7. I think you’ve turned me into a nymphomaniac.

8. How many times do you want to orgasm today? I’m thinking at least three.

9. Start lubing up your cock. I’ll be there in five minutes and I want you to shove it up my ass.

10. I hope there’s beer in your fridge. I want to get tipsy and suck your dick.

11. If you promise to make me orgasm tonight, I promise I won’t wear any underwear.

12. Blindfold me. Gag me. Spank me. Handcuff me. I want it all.

13. Do you think your neighbors would notice if I came over in a trench coat with nothing on underneath?

14. I want your cum in every one of my holes tonight.

15. Answer your phone. I’m touching myself and I want you to hear the moans.

16. I wish you were here. My pussy is wet enough for you to shove your entire cock inside.

17. I’m wearing a dress with crotchless panties and old leggings I don’t mind if you rip.

18. I’m horny. Want to Skype, so I can masturbate in front of you?

19. I want you to close your eyes, imagine me riding your cock with my nipple in your mouth, and jack yourself off.

20. I’m in the mood to take nudes. Do you want to see my tits, my ass, or both?

21. Want to watch lesbian porn while you bend me over the couch?

22. Do you still have those handcuffs? I want to tie you to the bed and see how long I can torture you before you cum.

23. Get on your knees, because as soon as I walk through your door, you’re licking my pussy.

24. Do you want your dick in my ass and a dildo up my pussy, or vice versa?

25. It’s nice out today. You should bang me on a park bench.

26. I want to lick your shaft, suck on your head, and take your entire cock in my mouth until I gag.

27. You. Me. Any other girl of your choosing. We’re having a threesome and it’s happening tonight.

28. Tell your roommate to get the fuck out. I have some dirty things to say to you that he wouldn’t want to hear.

29. I can’t think about you without ruining my underwear.

30. You’re everything I’ve ever wanted. And your cock is everything my pussy could ever need. 

Former disgraced Congressman Anthony Weiner has just been nailed (ironic use of the word, of course) in yet another sexting scandal.

The rising-star Congressman was originally forced to resign in 2011 after he tweeted a picture of his penis, that was intended to be a direct message to someone on Twitter. This picture opened the floodgates of accusations that Weiner — who is married to Hillary Clinton aide Huma Abedin — had been “sexting” a multitude of women.

Over the next year, Weiner began rehabilitating his image, telling people that he had gotten help for his “mistakes” — including seeing a sex addiction counselor. However, during his New York Mayoral run it was revealed that the sexting had persisted — under the alias Carlos Dangers. After this news became public, Weiner was routed in the Democratic Mayoral primary.

And so Weiner fell to relative obscurity. Until resurfacing today.

The New York Post reported that Weiner still wasn’t done sharing his weiner with the world.

The Post story included a variety of screenshots of pictures that Weiner sent a Trump supporter who lives “out West.” Their conversations are extremely flirty, and sometimes overtly sexual.

The cringe-worthy picture above is getting the most attention because it features Weiner with his son. The Post explains how this picture came to exist:

Weiner was clearly aroused by his conversation with the 40-something divorcee when he abruptly changed the subject.

“Someone just climbed into my bed,” Weiner wrote.

“Really?” she responded.

Weiner then hit “Send” on the cringe-inducing image, which shows a bulge in his white, Jockey-brand boxer briefs and his son cuddled up to his left, wrapped in a light-green blanket.

“You do realize you can see you[r] Weiner in that pic??” the woman wrote.

Moments after forwarding the photo, Weiner freaked out over the possibility he had accidentally posted it publicly — just as he did during the infamous episode that forced him to resign from Congress in 2011.

“Ooooooh . . . I was scared. For half a second I thought I posted something. Stop looking at my crotch,” Weiner wrote back.

“Whatever. You did it on purpose,” she replied.

Weiner has allegedly been talking to this specific women since January of 2015.

1. I can’t stop thinking about you.

2. I can’t wait to see you later.

3. I wore this outfit for you, can’t wait to show you tonight.

4. I would do anything to kiss you right now.

5. You’ve been in my head all day.

6. I want to kiss your neck, right in that spot that drives you crazy.

7. I miss you.

8. I’m seeing you tonight, and you can’t argue.

9. I’m wearing that dress you like.

10. Hi baby, I’m thinking about you right now and I just wanted to let you know.

11. I love you.

12. I can’t wait to run my fingers over those shoulder muscles.

13. I’m going to kiss every inch of you.

14. I’m wearing that perfume you like.

15. I can’t wait to feel your lips on mine.

16. My whole body aches for you.

17. I can’t stop imagining how good it will feel to kiss you.

18. I wish I could fast-forward this day so I could just be in your arms already.

19. I don’t know if I can survive another second without you.

20. I just want to feel your lips on my skin.

21. I need you.

Sexting is such a precise art! The perfectly melody of pics and texts can make you (and your partner) wet, hard, and ready to fuck. Here are some of the best dirty texts that people have shared online!

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Aries

(March 21st to April 19th)

Something adventurous and novel: “Can we sneak onto the roof tonight and get each other off under the stars?”

Taurus

(April 20th to May 21st)

Something visual and teasing, like a photo of lace panties with: “This is all I’ll be wearing when I great you tonight.”

Gemini

(May 22nd to June 21st)

Something exciting and passionate: “I signed us up for a sex toy of the month subscription. The first one arrived today. Come over and see what it is?”

Cancer

(June 22nd to July 22nd)

A sext disguised as a love note: “I miss having your body on top of mine.”

Leo

(July 23rd to August 22nd)

Something that compliments them and makes them the center of attention: “Have I told you how hard you make me cum lately?”

Virgo

(August 23rd to September 22nd)

Something NOT explicit but that can allow their imagination to wander: “I planned the whole weekend so we don’t have to leave bed.”

Libra

(September 23rd to October 22nd)

Something that praises their abilities and puts them in an elevated position over your past lovers: “Just so you know, thinking about you makes me wetter than I’ve ever been before.”

Scorpio

(October 23rd to November 22nd)

Something aggressive and passionate: “I’m going to tie you up tonight and I won’t untie you until you can make me cum.”

Sagittarius

(November 23rd to December 21st)

A sext disguised as a joke: “Did you get your clothes on sale? Because when I get home they’re going to be 100% off.”

Capricorn

(December 22nd to January 20th)

Something that makes them feel powerful: “I bet I can make you cum in under five minutes tonight.”

Aquarius

(January 21st to February 18th)

Something cerebral and off the beaten path: “I love all the different ways you know how to make me cum.”

Pisces

(February 19th to March 20th)

Something sensual: “I could tell you how wet you make me, but I’d rather you come over and feel for yourself.”

Apple just announced their new emoji line-up, and there is quite a bit of good news!

Look at these great foods! They finally added an avocado, a salad in case you ever decide to actually be healthy, and a peanut to send your friends when they are acting truly nuts.

But look at that peach emoji.

Look at it.

Instead of looking like a plump butt, it now looks like…a peach. This is an outrage.

If it’s any consolation, they relocated it next to the eggplant, which seems appropriate. But still. How will you send those thirsty ass sexts now??

It’s not all bad! You can always send that chopped up cucumber to the fuckboy who didn’t text you back. 

Nothing is sacred.

1. Touch yourself. I want you to masturbate at the same time as me.

2. I’m looking through your Instagram photos and pleasuring myself. I hope that’s okay.

3. I just reached a hand into my underwear and can’t believe how wet I am.

4. I’m typing this with one hand and using the other hand to get myself off.

5. I’m picturing you naked. Underneath me. With your hands tied.

6. I’m rubbing my clit. But I wish I was stroking your cock.

7. I’m completely naked right now — except for my thigh highs.

8. Do you ever think about me while you’re cumming? Because I think of you.

9. I wish you were in bed with me instead of this vibrator.

10. If it takes me a while to answer your texts tonight, it’s because I’m masturbating.

11. My nipples are hard and my pussy is wet.

12. I want to kiss you down your back. And up your shaft.

13. Nothing makes me hornier than the thought of you thrusting into me from behind.

14. I want your hands in my hair and my lips on your cock.

15. What would you say if I asked you to fuck me in the ass?

16. I want to feel your dick hit the back of my throat.

17. Guess what color underwear I’m wearing. Or if I’m wearing any at all.

18. I just had the most intense orgasm.

19. I had a sex dream about you. And fucked myself as soon as I woke up.

20. I’m going to masturbate in the shower. Feel free to picture it.

21. I want to feel your hands on my breasts while I’m bouncing on your cock.

22. I want to wake up with your tongue on my clit.

23. I miss the taste of your cum.

24. The next time I see you, I’m ripping your boxers off with my teeth.

25. I can’t stop thinking about your orgasm face.

26. I want to cuddle with you — so I can feel your boner pressed against my ass.

27. You’re the best sex I’ve ever had. Did you know that?

28. I want to leave teeth marks and scratches on your shoulders.

29. I need you. In my pussy, ass, or mouth, I don’t care.

30. I’m masturbating, but your tongue feels so much better than my hand.

31. I want my tits pressed up against your perfect chest.

32. I can’t stop thinking about being pinned down and fucked from behind.

33. I want to look into your eyes as you orgasm into my mouth.

34. I want one of your hands on my ass and the other around my neck.

35. The guy in the porno I’m watching looks exactly like you.

36. I want to feel how soft your lips are. And how hard your cock is.

37. I wish you were in bed with me right now. Naked. Just like me.

38. I really want someone to suck on my tits right now.

39. I think about you every night when I touch myself.

40. I’m fucking myself in front of a mirror.

41. I wish you could see the new bra I’m wearing. It makes my tits look hot.

42. Do you want me to take pictures while I masturbate?

43. You have no idea how turned on I get when I picture your ass.

44. I know you’re not here, but I’m still going to moan your name as I cum.

45. Every time you text me, I get wet.

46. I can’t stop fantasizing about the last time we fucked.

47. You’re the hottest guy I’ve ever masturbated to.

48. I’m wearing that thong I know you love.

49. I always cum harder when I’m thinking of you.

50. I’m horny AF. 

These aren’t over the top if you’re not comfortable with hardcore sexting, they’re just the right amount of suggestive. Add winking emojis liberally.

1. Is it wrong if I get turned on sometimes just seeing your name pop up on my phone?

2. You should see how bad my tan lines are right now.

3. BRB thinking of you in the shower.

4. I have big plans for when I see you later.

5. What color briefs are you wearing today? I wanna see if we match.

6. You’ll never believe what you did in my dream last night.

7. I don’t care what we watch on Netflix tonight, I only have one thing on my mind.

8. I think I finally mastered a new position at yoga today, want to come check my form?

9. I just realized I forgot to wear panties today.

10. I was thinking about you last night.

11. I just saw the sexiest scene in a movie and now I’m all wound up.

12. Just realized my shower is definitely big enough for another person…

13. I’ve been too lazy to put clothes on all day.

14. My bed feels so empty with just me.

15. I miss having your body to touch.

16. I’m still in bed and I’m bored…

17. Apparently I forgot to wear panties today.

18. I can’t sleep, wish you were here right now.

19. What are you wearing?

20. I just finished a really sexy book and now I need you to come over later.

21. I think I have an oral fixation today.

22. I can’t wait for you to have your hands on me tonight.

23. I’m not usually the kind of girl who hopes the guy she’s seeing sexts her, but here we are.

24. Are you horny? I’d love to take care of you.

25. My tongue misses you.

26. I could tell you what I want to do to you later, but I’m going to let you wonder instead.

27. Have I mentioned lately how sexy you are?

28. Just want you to know that for some reason everything turns me on today.

29. Ever since I started birth control I swear my boobs have gotten bigger.

30. If only you were touching me right now.

31. I don’t feel like showering alone this morning.

32. You make me think such dirty thoughts.

33. I can’t stop thinking about how incredible you made me feel the last time we hooked up.

34. I get so hot thinking about you.

35. I really love your body.

36. I don’t want to put clothes on today.

37. I can’t believe how turned on I get texting you.

Aries:

“Send me a nude.”

Taurus:

“come FUCK me right now.”

Gemini:

“Want to come over and watch a movie.”

Cancer:

“Hey come cuddle.”

Leo:

*Drops an unexpected nude in your dms*

Virgo:

*Doesn’t know what that is*

Libra:

“I want to fuck the shit out of you right now.”

Scorpio:

*doesn’t need to sext cuz they already fucked you good*

Sagittarius:

“babe FaceTime me I wanna see it all.”

Capricorn:

“Come choke me.”

Aquarius:

“Come give me head / oral.”

Pisces:

“I want to bend you over and fuck you slow.”

1. Can I come over, just to eat you out?

2. I’ve never been so turned on, just by looking at a woman’s lips.

3. All of my friends are so jealous I get to fuck you.

4. I’d do anything to see your orgasm face again.

5. I get so fucking hard whenever I think of you.

6. Come here. I want to lick you.

7. I’m not going to let myself cum until I’ve taken care of you first.

8. I want to flip you over and slap that perfect ass.

9. I’ve been dying to tie those pretty little arms to my headboard.

10. Picture me sliding your underwear off and sliding my tongue across your clit.

11. I hope you’re in the mood for multiple orgasms.

12. I’ll do anything you want me to do, as long as you wear that thong I love.

13. I want to watch you orgasm in my bed.

14. I’ve never fucked a goddess before.

15. Put your hair in a ponytail tonight, so it’s easy for me to pull.

16. I can’t sleep without your naked body pressed against mine.

17. I’m horny, but I don’t want porn. I only want you.

18. How much longer until I get to kiss your neck?

19. I want to run my fingers across your wet pussy.

20. I’m going to cum, just from the thought of you going down on me.

21. I’m going to treat you right. In bed and in life.

22. I want you to orgasm against my lips.

23. Your ass is sexy AF.

24. I miss the taste of your pussy.

25. I want you underneath me, moaning and panting.

26. I’m wearing those boxers you think my ass looks good in.

27. I always hated my name — until I heard you screaming it.

28. I had a wet dream about you last night. And the night before that.

29. I want to fuck you in front of a mirror, so you can see how sexy you are.

30. I can’t stop thinking about those long legs of yours.

31. You deserve every single orgasm I’m going to give you.

32. Everything you do turns me on. Way more than I want to admit.

33. Wait until you see all of the things I’m going to do to you tonight.

34. I want to feel those perfect tits pressed against my chest.

35. Whenever I think of you, I reach for my cock.

36. I’m going to make you so wet that you’ll be begging for my dick.

37. I want to watch my cum squirt into your mouth.

38. Want to make out for a few hours?

39. I’m touching myself, but I’d rather be touching you.

40. Would you rather be punished with handcuffs or with a spanking?

41. Your pussy is beautiful. Do you realize that?

42. I want to fuck you. Soft and slow.

43. I don’t need nudes. Fully clothed pictures of you are enough to make me hard.

44. I want you. Now. Don’t keep me waiting.

45. I never knew a girl could be cute and sexy and beautiful at the same time.

46. What do you want me to do to you? I’m giving you total control tonight.

47. I wish I was inside of you right now.

48. Your tits look as delicious as your lips.

49. Why aren’t you in my bed right now?

50. Your naked body is the most beautiful thing in all of existence. 

So I once fooled around with this song-writer and we ended up dating. Our fling fortunately ended on account of him being a giant asshole who never had the decency to apologize for being said giant asshole. What’s a petty girl to do? Capitalize off your douche-y ex, that’s what. #shade

Backtrack – during this time ‘literary sexts’ became a thing mostly owing to a new style of sexting and poetry writing coming from a book of the same name by Caitlyn Seihl and Amanda Oaks. Days after me and the guy first got together, I drunkenly sent him a couple of creepy, impulsive poetic sexts at 4AM. To my surprise, when I woke up hung-over and guilty over my drunk-sexting, he replied. What followed was a string of poetry sexts spontaneously written and sent back and forth.

This series is called “Sexting Claus And His Replies.” Here’s my dirty laundry in poetic form and below it are screenshots of his replies. Enjoy.

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sext: I am so fucking hungry for your attention. I am starving for your eyes. Look at me. Look at me. Look at me. (I’m here.)

sext: I am searching for a place to call home. Can it be you?

sext: Could you love me enough to write about me forever?

sext: You can write similes about my thighs and I can write metaphors about your spine. I swear I’m not a creep.

sext: I’d like to cry for better things this year.

sext: We sound so good on paper. Wanna test it out?

sext: They have left. The lights no longer blind us yet we burn alone, still. Spit her on the gavel stone and I’ll bleed him on the snow. We can douse ourselves in gasoline and peel the sunburn off each other’s back.

sext: You sound like someone I could fall in love with. Let’s break together.

sext: I want to freestyle dive headfirst into the moonpools of your eyes. I don’t know how to swim, but who the fuck cares? I dare you. Make music out of me.

sext: Wanna embarrass ourselves in front of our friends?

sext: The tender way you touch things could dismantle the fucking sun.

sext: Kiss me until it no longer hurts. Until the only flavor we have left is each other’s last name, stuck behind your teeth.

sext: I am the flavor of the sky burning. Can you taste me?

***

Here’s the screenshot of our sexts. His was sent in one big message so I had to cut and paste it like so. There are a total of two images. My texts are the ones in blue and his replies are in grey. (No idea why he’s saying next instead of sext but to each their own?)

1. I want you to spank me so hard that you leave a handprint across my skin.

2. Play with my ass while you’re inside me.

3. I want you to flip me onto my stomach and tie my hands behind my back.

4. I can’t wait for you to see my butt in these jeans.

5. I want to feel your cock tease my asshole.

6. I’m not wearing any underwear under my dress.

7. Use one hand to play with my nipples and the other to play with my ass.

8. I’m dripping wet, just thinking about the spanking you’re going to give me.

9. You get to cum in my ass tonight. 

10. I want to get on all fours and feel you pull my hair. 

11. I just bought the sexiest red thong.

12. I want you to grab my ass while I bounce on your cock.

13. Do you prefer doggy style or reverse cowgirl?

14. Let’s go dancing tonight, so I can grind against your cock in public.

15. I’ve been doing squats for a few weeks and my ass already feels tighter.

16. Do you have any lube left? We’re going to need it for tonight.

17. Bend me over and shove your long, hard cock into me.

18. Squeeze my ass and nibble my neck.

19. I wish I were sitting on your face right about now.

20. How do you feel about rimming?

21. I want you to fuck me from behind, so you get a good view of my tight little ass.

22. I’ve been a naughty girl. I think I need a spanking.

23. I’m going to wear my yoga pants tonight. 

24. Do you want to stick it in my ass, baby?

25. Slide your cock into one hole and a dildo into the other.

26. I’ve been thinking about experimenting with butt stuff.

27. I don’t care if you rub your cock against my clit or my ass.

28. I may or may not have just ordered a butt plug.

29. Imagining your chest pressed up against my back is making me horny.

30. I’m thinking anal tonight.

31. How much longer until you’re ramming your cock into my ass?

32. I’m planning on riding you reverse cowgirl, so you can stare at my ass the entire time.

33. I want you to flip me onto my stomach and slide into me slowly.

34. Use your tongue to play with my ass.

35. Spank me as hard as you can.

36. I need your cock in one of my holes. I don’t care which one.

37. Sex feels the best when you’re behind me.

38. I bought lingerie that makes my ass look amazing.

39. Get behind me and ram your cock inside.

40. Squeeze my tits and my ass.

41. Touch me everywhere.

42. If you want, you can cum across my ass tonight.

43. When you touch my butt, it gets me wet.

44. I’m going to give you your own personal lap dance tonight.

45. Check your Snapchat.

46. I miss your hands on my ass.

47. I’m in the mood for reverse cowgirl.

48. I want to feel your nails dig into my ass.

49. Thrust into my ass and then cum into my mouth.

50. Let’s cuddle, so I can rub my butt against your crotch. 

1. You look sexiest with my nipple in between your teeth.

2. Kiss me from my neck down to my chest.

3. I’ve been walking around topless all morning.

4. I cum hardest when you pay attention to my tits.

5. My nipples are so hard that they’re poking through my shirt.

6. I want to play with your hair while you suck on my tits.

7. Cum across my chest tonight.

8. I want you to rip my shirt off the second you see me.

9. I’m going to give you a blowjob. Topless.

10. Your lips feel so good against my nipples.

11. I want you to watch my breasts bounce as I ride that cock.

12. It’s hard to text, because I’m trying to play with my clit and my nipples at the same time.

13. I want you to suck on my tits while you thrust into me.

14. My boobs are practically popping out of this shirt.

15. Imagine me straddling you without any clothes on.

16. I’m thinking about getting my nipples pierced.

17. I love how hard my titties make you.

18. I’m not wearing a bra.

19. I don’t know if I want you to suck on my clit or my breasts first.

20. What do you think would look better? Nipple clamps or tassels?

21. Do you want my boobs in your hands or your mouth?

22. I want to get on my knees and rub your cock against my tits.

23. Bring some whipped cream over, so you can lick it off of me.

24. You look hot when you’re holding my breasts.

25. You make my nipples hard.

26. My tits will be out by the time you get home.

27. I just bought a see-through bra you’re going to love.

28. I want you to run your tongue across my nipples.

29. Push my breasts together and titty fuck me.

30. I need your cock in my pussy. And my breasts in your mouth.

31. Will you suck on my tits while I touch myself?

32. I think I’m going to sleep naked tonight.

33. I want our lips, and our chests, pressed together.

34. This new dress shows off my side boob.

35. I love it when you stare at my chest like it’s the sexiest thing you’ve ever seen.

36. I think I could cum, just from feeling you touching my nipples.

37. I had a wet dream where you came across my chest and I managed to lick it off.

38. Take me lingerie shopping.

39. Want me to send you the topless photos I just took?

40. My new push-up bra makes my tits look delicious.

41. I want to feel your warm cum on my chest.

42. If you’re a bad boy, I’m going to keep my shirt on during sex tonight.

43. I’m going to pin you down and stick my tits in your mouth.

44. Place kisses across my chest.

45. I love it when you reach under my shirt and massage my breasts.

46. I bet you won’t be able to stop staring at my cleavage tonight.

47. Fuck me hard and kiss me gently.

48. My boobs look bigger than usual today.

49. I can’t stop playing with my nipples. It feels so good.

50. I’m going to ride you, so you can stare at my chest until you cum. 

1. Your back is going to be covered in scratch marks soon.

2. Come over. I have handcuffs. The fuzzy pink kind.

3. Should I wear leather or lace tonight?

4. I have enough rope to tie up your wrists and your ankles.

5. If you keep acting like a bad boy, you’re going to get a spanking.

6. Fuck me so hard that I’ll need a pillow to smother the moans.

7. I’m already on all fours. Get in here and get behind me.

8. Lube? Check. Lingerie? Check. Cat of nine tails? Check.

9. Buy more condoms. You’re going to need a lot.

10. Think about the most inappropriate place we could possibly have sex — and then fuck me there.

11. Tell me what to do to you and I’ll do it.

12. My pussy gets wet whenever I think about you pulling my hair.

13. I have a dog collar with your name on it.

14. I want you to fuck my face.

15. I’m not going to wear anything under my coat tonight — except a garter belt.

16. Tie me up. And then go down on me.

17. Don’t speak. Don’t moan. Don’t move. Unless I tell you to.

18. The sex toys are already lined up on the bed.

19. When you come over, you better bring a blindfold.

20. You get to pick all the positions tonight.

21. I have an idea of what I want to do to you. But it might be too kinky for you.

22. Please tell me you find dominatrixes attractive.

23. I want to feel those strong hands wrapped around my neck.

24. I need help putting these nipple clamps on.

25. Orgasming isn’t as fun without you here to spank me.

26. I don’t care where you cum as long as I get some of it in my mouth.

27. I’m at an adult shop. Anything you want me to pick up?

28. I hope you find crotchless underwear sexy.

29. I’m in the mood to be tossed around like a fucking toy.

30. Where should you cum? Surprise me.

31. I want to feel your dick hit the back of my throat.

32. Call me your dirty little slut.

33. I want you to dominate me.

34. Rough sex is my favorite type of sex.

35. The second I see you, I’m shoving you against a wall.

36. You look sexiest when you take control.

37. Pin me to the bed and fuck me hard.

38. I want anything except missionary tonight.

39. I’ll be the cop if you’ll be the criminal.

40. Spank me as hard as you can.

41. I’ll stick a ball gag in your mouth so the neighbors can’t hear us.

42. Kiss me softly and fuck me hard.

43. I’m in love with your muscles.

44. Come over. I can’t wait any longer to taste your cum.

45. You get to give the orders tonight.

46. I want you. All of you. Right now.

47. Fuck me like an animal.

48. I need to be punished.

49. Kiss me. Bite me. Scratch me. Hard. 

50. I’m into bondage. I’m also into you. 

1.

“All the unsolicited ones.”

— MostlyALurkerBefore

2.

“One time a dude sent me a dick pic but he used the mirror filter so that it looked like a dick was growing out of a dick. That was odd.”

— pinkpixy

3.

“All of them I didn’t explicitly ask for.”

— Sabuleon

4.

“Anything with a visible toilet.”

— tc88

5.

“I once had been kik messaging with a guy I’d met online for a couple of days, when he asked if I’d be his girlfriend. I replied that I wasn’t ready after two days, after which he continued to pester me. I then started ignoring his messages, as it had become clear that he wouldn’t accept even the nicest way of saying ‘no.’

A week after I last talked to him, the asshole sends me a close-up video of him jerking off, which I unfortunately ended up receiving while out for a nice dinner with my parents. At least I made the right call not to open it then.

What a charmer.”

— salomeveil

6.

“If they’re standing over the open toilet. It’s like they were about to take a piss but had morning wood and…what, thought it was a good idea to share? Ugh.

I call those “dick turds” by the way, that’s what they look like to me.”

— zugzwang_03

7.

“My ex sent me a picture of his dick from the taint/butthole up with his balls and face visible. He looked really proud of himself in the picture.”

— Shodia

8.

“I got sent a video of him peeing in the toilet with a very clear view of his dick.”

— Brittanyeva22

9.

“I once got a dickvid of a guy popping/cracking their penis.”

— nicoleluvzya

10.

“ALL of them. Dick pics are nasty. Want to send me something sexy? White t-shirt, blue jeans, James Dean look is hot as hell. Mid-t-shirt-removal is hot as hell. Lady likes to have a little left to the imagination.”

— NotAnotherWhatever

11.

“All were bad and unasked for…but the untamed herpes dick was a bit much.”

— ITS_A_GUNDAAAM

12.

“I’ve also received one before. Went out on quite a few dates with this guy but eventually we had to break up after a month because I found him to be too self-centered but he didn’t take it too well. A few days later, I got a whatsapp message from him “You know you want this” with a few dick pics. What’s worse, I happen to open his message in a crowded train, and I don’t know if anyone saw it. I exited at the next stop out of embarrassment.”

— serene_risa

13.

He was my superior at work and had a fiance, and I was really not interested

— RavenousVageen

14.

“I had a coworker, and we both opened up the restaurant. He didn’t always have a ride, so sometimes I would pick him up on my way. We traded numbers for this reason of course.

Anyway, he does some shit on my day off and gets fired. After about 2 months he starts texting me, and we are just talking about what we’ve been up to, friendly conversation. We start talking about video games, and mid conversation BOOM dick pic. Cmon dude. We weren’t even being flirty or anything.”

— VioletViola 

1. If you’ve never sexted with him before, you should ease into it. Don’t start by telling him how badly you want him inside of you. Start with subtle comments about how you’re just stepping out of the shower or how you’re taking your clothes off and getting into bed. Make him imagine your naked body.

2. After that, if he isn’t the one to take the conversation in a sexual direction (which he probably will), then push things a little further by telling him you wish he was with you. In bed with you. In the shower with you. Wherever. Make it clear that you miss him.

3. If he comments on how he also wishes he was there or asks why you want him there, be blunt. Tell him you’re horny. It gets the point across. It gets the two of you on the same page. You won’t have to beat around the bush anymore.

4. If he changes the subject after you admit you’re turned on, he’s not interested in you and you can kiss your chances with him goodbye. But if he asks questions about what exactly you want to be doing with him, it’s a green flag. Prepare to get super sexual, because he wants your body as badly as you want his.

5. Sexting isn’t as hard as you think. Just type what’s on your mind. Do you want him to kiss your neck? Take your shirt off? Give you a back massage? Whatever you’re fantasizing about, let him know.

6. After you mention one or two things, he’s probably going to say something like, “And then what?” You can start to weave a story, but whatever you do, don’t finish it.

7. Ask him to participate. Sex shouldn’t be one-sided and neither should sexting. After you message him about how you want to touch him, ask him how he wants to touch you. Or get specific and ask him what position he wants you in or what he wants you to be wearing.

8. If you’re not great at the whole story-telling thing, then you don’t have to make up a sexual scenario. You can remind him of the last time you two hooked up and list out the things you liked about it.

9. Or, if you’ve never hooked up before, you can let him know that you’re touching yourself — and be specific about where you’re touching and what movements you’re making. This helps in two ways. One, it’ll make him rock hard. Two, when you do sleep with him, he’ll already know where you like to be touched, which means there’s a good chance you’ll get an orgasm.

10. If you really want to throw some inappropriate photos into the conversation, go ahead. If you fully trust him, you might as well flaunt your body. But you don’t have to. You can paint a picture with your words. You can make him hard without showing any skin. 

Unfortunately, once you put your photos out there you can never get them back. The cute pics you send to that guy you like could end up being shared with all of his friends, published online — or worse.